Hey Yourself.
I guess the food wasn't poison. It has been a lot of days. And I feel pretty good. I looked at my tail and it still has fourteen stripes. So I think I will be okay.
The girl took some of my comics to the comics store and one person bought one. But more people than that have bought them on PayPal. So I guess it is true. That the internet is better than outside. It's a relief to finally know for sure. I like to look outside but I have been out there and it is not very nice. There are too many noises and things moving. The wind blows my whiskers and that feels kind of weird. I will stay inside please. You can still buy my comics if you want them and I will mail them to you. But if you want to see me I think you will have to come to my house. I'm sorry but it has to be said and that is just how things are. If you want to make a good impression you can bring some of this:

They changed the bag and it doesn't look like that one anymore. The girl on the new bag doesn't look like the girl. She doesn't even have glasses. But that is the bag I liked. Orange cat and girl with glasses, well that is a combination that just cannot be stopped. Who is going to stop it. Not you, let me tell you.
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